Post by PopeADope on May 9, 2016 18:46:31 GMT
How do you make homemade Holy Water? Boil the Hell out of it
What do you do after you eat a vegetable? Put the bones back in the wheelchair or bury them to hide the evidence.
So the Psychologist told Hillary Clinton she suffers from mental retardation, is a pathologic liar, has no conscience, is delusional, and an enemy of the free-world. She said "I want a second opinion." He replied "You're ugly as well".
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk
So the Great Buddha handed the hot dog vender a $20 bill and said "Make me one with everything." Then said "Where's my change". The vendor said "Change must come from within".
What is the last thing to go through a mosquitos mind when it hits the windshield? It's ass
So, a nun was asking her children what they wanted to be when they grow up. Little suzie raises her hand and says "I want to be a Prostitute". The Nun was shocked and asked her to run that by her again, to which the Nun replied "Oh, thank God, I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant."
So, a man goes up to a priest and said "they just legalized marijuana and gay marriage". The Priest replied, "Of course, for Leviticus says that if a Man sleeps with a man, they must be stoned".
A priest, a pedophile, and a Homosexual walks into the bar....and he orders himself a Drink.
A priest, a rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar and the bar tender says "What is this a joke".
So, this one time at Auschwitz death camp....I huffed some gas and got really baked.
What do you do after you eat a vegetable? Put the bones back in the wheelchair or bury them to hide the evidence.
So the Psychologist told Hillary Clinton she suffers from mental retardation, is a pathologic liar, has no conscience, is delusional, and an enemy of the free-world. She said "I want a second opinion." He replied "You're ugly as well".
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk
So the Great Buddha handed the hot dog vender a $20 bill and said "Make me one with everything." Then said "Where's my change". The vendor said "Change must come from within".
What is the last thing to go through a mosquitos mind when it hits the windshield? It's ass
So, a nun was asking her children what they wanted to be when they grow up. Little suzie raises her hand and says "I want to be a Prostitute". The Nun was shocked and asked her to run that by her again, to which the Nun replied "Oh, thank God, I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant."
So, a man goes up to a priest and said "they just legalized marijuana and gay marriage". The Priest replied, "Of course, for Leviticus says that if a Man sleeps with a man, they must be stoned".
A priest, a pedophile, and a Homosexual walks into the bar....and he orders himself a Drink.
A priest, a rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar and the bar tender says "What is this a joke".
So, this one time at Auschwitz death camp....I huffed some gas and got really baked.
