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Post by PopeADope on May 24, 2016 0:35:43 GMT
So, I was captured by Isis and scared as I waited for them to kill me. I was thinking about whether they would cut my head off or burn me and thought about converting to Islam to avoid it. Instead they sent me on a train to Bethlehem. When I got there Donald Trump was one of the wise men kneeling before the manger where Jesus lay and his mother next to him. A green miter formed on the head of Baby Jesus , and with a smile he said "tell America about the great things I shall do with my servant Trump ". I vowed to do so and prayed for his grace and annointing . Then I woke up right after the Virgin Mary seemed slightly offended that I thought baby Jesus was Napoleon. I'm not confident this dream was inspired , but it was very vivid. It is easy to recall all the details. Baby Jesus had blue eyes and looked like Napoleon. He wore green and his manger looked like the miniature bed for a king with fine linens. Mary was dark and looked like a middle eastern model save for her eyes were totally black without pupils or whites. I remember the Isis flag and the Isis captor was kind, meek, humble, and charming. Donald Trump was kneeling on the stable floor with a suit, a tie, goofy smile, and looking like a big child. At any rate. It was precious
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